lets-get-jagked:

THE TUMBLR SONG:

You’ve probably never met me

And I know why, I spend all of my time in the house online.
When I’m hanging out with friends I’d much rather be
Posting lots of stuff and getting tumblarity

Oh, wait….

Follow me
Yeah, my blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
But if you want to leave
I can guarantee
I’ll troll your ask and call the cyber police

Not newsworthy like thedailywh.at
But I’m a beast at posting photos with helvetica
My blog is awesome
And that’s well known
But nobody recommends me
Forever alone

Reblog it….

Follow me
My blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You’ll never get any stickers from me.

*Whistle Solo*

10 followers
but one is my mom
She asked me out to the tumblr prom.
She won’t unfollow, she can’t take a hint
She says I need more pics of Rupert Grint.

Follow me
Yeah, my blog is alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
But if you’re 43
And your name’s Judy
Please MOM just stop following me!

Four for you Glen Coco,
Half of us are high, THIS! I CAN’T EVEN! OMG I JUST DIED
I know you like my posts so go ahead and click
This is madness, this is Sparta! No, this is Patrick!

We’re tumblin’

Follow me,
My blogs are alright
I’ll make you F5 on the dash all night.
I know it’s time to sleep
But someone messaged me.

I think I might just need therapy.

this is pure beauty.
favourite post ever.

→ Sana, 18, Italian ←
Broken Diamond on my right arm.//Amor fati.
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